"Still Crazy After All These Years," Michael Westbrook: Former Redskins receiver wins King of the Cage match, subduing Jarrod Bunch with three seconds left in the opening round and again proving one of life's immutable laws: do not go near Michael Westbrook during the first round."
"Sticks and Stones," Fat Joe: Rapper continues feud by accusing 50 Cent of using steroids. While Fat Joe didn't say where 50 got the goods, Jose Canseco quickly pointed out that you could find them in da clubhouse.
... Jose has become the biggest joke in baseball... hilarious....
**SPECIAL EDITION**
CurveBall - "It might be YOUR biggest game of the year but it really doesn't seem to be as big a deal for Dallas fans anymore."