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Cowboy Jeff is in rare form, as I received yet another parody song from him. My apologies to Jeff for not getting a link posted to it until now.<\/p>\n

This one is dedicated to that ugly red-headed stepchild that mans the Cowboys sidelines these days – Jason Garrett – and is called Jerry’s Girl. It is to the tune of another 80’s “classic” Jesse’s Girl<\/em> by Rick Springfield.<\/p>\n

Misery love company – so I’m enjoying seeing the Cowboys Nation suffer as much as Redskins Nation is in 2011, despite a better record.<\/p>\n

“Jerry has a bitch.
\nA red-headed puppet on the Cowboys sidelines.
\nSince Parcells left, Jerry’s back in control,
\nNow we stink worse than Rob Ryan sitting on the bowl.”<\/p>\n

Ouch.<\/p>\n

Be sure to check out this previous blog<\/a> and this one<\/a> for more great Cowboy Jeff parodies.<\/p>\n

Thanks again to Cowboy Jeff for thinking of me and dropping me a line. Follow me on Twitter @TheHogsdotNet and let me know what you thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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