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Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

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Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby speedy gun fan » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:19 am

What is wrong with you people??? Do you really think that Alex Smith is the answer to getting to Atlanta??? Your brains are fried!! I know this spectacular athlete named Speedy Gun Gordon AKA Ruff Duff who has 4.5 speed and once beat 250 pound Mark McCombs in a race at Shering Parking lot. He also held his 13 year old cousin scoreless in a pick up basketball game by making noises to distract him and stealing the ball and scoring a lay up!!! He hangs boxing gloves on his rear view mirror to intimidate cops that pull him over, once they see the boxing gloves they let him go. His freezer has frozen turkey bologna and there’s 3 gallons of skim milk in his fridge. This guy will answer your prayers, he also starred in a band when he was a kid and his microphone was a hose. HAIL TO SPEEDY GUN GORDON!!
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby Deadskins » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:23 am

:lol: This guy again.
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby Deadskins » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:28 am

I heard Speedy Gun Gordon beat up Chuck Norris.
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby Countertrey » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:41 pm

I heard he melted every witch and flying monkey in Oz...
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby Burgundy&GoldForever » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:02 pm

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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby oj » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:26 am

Isn't HE the guy in the stocks for ordering an 'Autumnal Meade?' Isn't THAT Speedy?
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby cowboykillerzRGiii » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:36 pm

Is he available still??? We may will need to sign a backup this coming week
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Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon

Postby absinthe1023 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:25 pm

Kaepernick.



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