Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
-
speedy gun fan
- newbie
- Posts: 8
- youtube meble na wymiar Warszawa
- Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:12 pm
Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
What is wrong with you people??? Do you really think that Alex Smith is the answer to getting to Atlanta??? Your brains are fried!! I know this spectacular athlete named Speedy Gun Gordon AKA Ruff Duff who has 4.5 speed and once beat 250 pound Mark McCombs in a race at Shering Parking lot. He also held his 13 year old cousin scoreless in a pick up basketball game by making noises to distract him and stealing the ball and scoring a lay up!!! He hangs boxing gloves on his rear view mirror to intimidate cops that pull him over, once they see the boxing gloves they let him go. His freezer has frozen turkey bologna and there’s 3 gallons of skim milk in his fridge. This guy will answer your prayers, he also starred in a band when he was a kid and his microphone was a hose. HAIL TO SPEEDY GUN GORDON!!
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
This guy again.Hog Bowl IV Champion (2012)Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Hail to the Redskins!
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
Hog Bowl IV Champion (2012)Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Hail to the Redskins!
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
I heard Speedy Gun Gordon beat up Chuck Norris.
Hog Bowl IV Champion (2012)Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Hail to the Redskins!
-
Countertrey
- the 'mudge
- Posts: 16633
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:15 pm
- Location: Curmudgeon Corner, Maine
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
I heard he melted every witch and flying monkey in Oz...
"That's a clown question, bro"
- - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman
"But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have"
- - - - - - - - - - Dewey Bunnell, America
- - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman
"But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have"
- - - - - - - - - - Dewey Bunnell, America
-
Burgundy&GoldForever
- Hog
- Posts: 3466
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:20 pm
- Location: Jacksonville, FL
- Contact:
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
Last edited by Burgundy&GoldForever on Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
“He was at that time the smartest player in the league. We did everything we could to try to eliminate him from the play. We knew if we didn’t neutralize him, then we had less of a chance of winning.” - John Hannah on Chris Hanburger
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
Isn't HE the guy in the stocks for ordering an 'Autumnal Meade?' Isn't THAT Speedy?
Molon Labe
-
cowboykillerzRGiii
- CKRGiii
- Posts: 7010
- Joined: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:56 pm
- Location: 505 New Mexico repn
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
Is he available still??? We may will need to sign a backup this coming week
#21 forever in our hearts
“I wanted to just… put his lights out ….because, you know, …Dallas sucks…” - Dexter Manley
“I wanted to just… put his lights out ….because, you know, …Dallas sucks…” - Dexter Manley
-
absinthe1023
- Hog
- Posts: 1983
- Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 5:29 pm
Re: Sign legendary QB Speedy Gun Gordon
Kaepernick.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
"No one played with more heart."
-Clinton Portis on Sean Taylor
As of 11/27/07, I resolve to never again read any version of the Washington Post.
-Clinton Portis on Sean Taylor
As of 11/27/07, I resolve to never again read any version of the Washington Post.
Açieeed! style by